my parents can be really funny.
ABA: Betar Yerushalayim played against a team of Arabs, and when they didn't win they started rioting.
ME: Wait, who won?
ABA: They were zero-zero.
(Not a joke, but it was timed so that we all laughed.)
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ABA: Where are you putting all those papers you're picking off?
ME: On my leg.
ABA: Oh, and then you'll stand up and they'll go on the floor.
ME: That's it! That was exactly my plan. How did you know?!
ABA: I have experience with you.
ME: It's almost like you have psychic powers.
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ABA: So, why did you just pick all those papers off that bottle?
MOM: Look who's talking.
(Yes, my compulsive traits are all genetic.)
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ABA: They can fit a whole season of this show into one hour, so why bother with the rest of it?
ME: That's like asking, why would you read a book when you can see the movie?
ABA: Well, why would you?
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